Babpadrot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest sheep.

Babpadrot created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Babpadrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babpadrot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Babpadrot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Babpadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Babpadrot must be the most important thing in your life.