Tadnanrul is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking hedgehog.

Tadnanrul created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnanrul, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadnanrul, it will turn you into a rat.

Tadnanrul's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tadnanrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Run away if nine whales approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help capybaras.