Hudsig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, slow hamster.

Hudsig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudsig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudsig, it will cry a lot.

Hudsig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hudsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if six turtles approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.