Cadjigfas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Cadjigfas created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadjigfas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadjigfas, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cadjigfas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cadjigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.