Tappomkab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective elephant.

Tappomkab created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tappomkab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tappomkab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tappomkab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tappomkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

5. You must pray to Tappomkab nine times a day.