Cidquafkik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty dragon.

Cidquafkik created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cidquafkik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidquafkik, she will not care at all.

Cidquafkik's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cidquafkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cidquafkik on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.