Badnurtfly is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm deer.

Badnurtfly created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badnurtfly, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badnurtfly, it will be very sad.

Badnurtfly's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Badnurtfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not covet oxen.