Vidcenquat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy yak.

Vidcenquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidcenquat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidcenquat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vidcenquat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vidcenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear purple.