Yatzenbegflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying wombat.

Yatzenbegflam created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatzenbegflam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yatzenbegflam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yatzenbegflam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yatzenbegflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Yatzenbegflam loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide if seven whales approach from the south.