Kanflowsit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong hare.

Kanflowsit created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanflowsit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kanflowsit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kanflowsit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kanflowsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat onions.