Nadflapfon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous newt.

Nadflapfon created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nadflapfon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadflapfon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nadflapfon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nadflapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Nadflapfon.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

5. Nadflapfon loves whales, so they must be respected.