Gamvedbad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind wyrm.

Gamvedbad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gamvedbad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamvedbad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gamvedbad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gamvedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never wear violet trousers.

3. Never paint your neck brown.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.