Buslimbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless alligator.

Buslimbon created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buslimbon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Buslimbon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Buslimbon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Buslimbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed coconuts to gulls while wearing white rings.

4. Never wear mauve corsets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.