Yattingjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy squirrel.

Yattingjarn created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattingjarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yattingjarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Yattingjarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yattingjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not listen to music.