Farspaggud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous human.

Farspaggud created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farspaggud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farspaggud, he will curse you with boils.

Farspaggud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Farspaggud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farspaggud.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never sit in the presence of rats.