Bossfodzen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic pig.

Bossfodzen created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfodzen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossfodzen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bossfodzen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bossfodzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed rice to snails while wearing mauve jumpers.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Bossfodzen on top of important buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away if seven eagles approach from the west.