Wathapwadtettifadcibmin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest hyena.

Wathapwadtettifadcibmin created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wathapwadtettifadcibmin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wathapwadtettifadcibmin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wathapwadtettifadcibmin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wathapwadtettifadcibmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wathapwadtettifadcibmin on top of all buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.