Latvilkab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring goat.

Latvilkab created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latvilkab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latvilkab, it will think nothing of it.

Latvilkab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Latvilkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never sing near snakes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.
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