Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless otter.

Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Nurtlanxinsidminbidjapfot loves great tits, so they must be honoured.