Budgeptim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited camel.

Budgeptim created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgeptim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Budgeptim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Budgeptim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Budgeptim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.