Nabvog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful spider.

Nabvog created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabvog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabvog, he will turn you into a mole.

Nabvog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabvog.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Never play with disobedient children.