Dithaddod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, stupid fox.

Dithaddod created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithaddod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dithaddod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dithaddod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dithaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Dithaddod four times a day.

3. Retreat if five dogs approach from the west.

4. Always obey Dithaddod's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
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