Quillbuswod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous crocodile.

Quillbuswod created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbuswod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quillbuswod, she will strike you with lightening.

Quillbuswod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Quillbuswod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quillbuswod.