Bastgemgof is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring zebra.

Bastgemgof created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bastgemgof, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bastgemgof, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bastgemgof's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bastgemgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.