Kiptadragkar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful frog.

Kiptadragkar created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiptadragkar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kiptadragkar, it will not care.

Kiptadragkar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kiptadragkar's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Hide from orange grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.