Wattagnulltan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wattagnulltan created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wattagnulltan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wattagnulltan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wattagnulltan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wattagnulltan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.