Fuddot Fidsigfet Nuttrigced is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent cat.

Fuddot Fidsigfet Nuttrigced created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddot Fidsigfet Nuttrigced, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fuddot Fidsigfet Nuttrigced, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fuddot Fidsigfet Nuttrigced's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fuddot Fidsigfet Nuttrigced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Pray towards the north.