Liddag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent mole.

Liddag created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liddag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Liddag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Liddag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Liddag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Liddag on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Liddag's priests.