Gebkophig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful tortoise.

Gebkophig created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkophig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gebkophig, it will turn you into a slug.

Gebkophig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gebkophig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear skirts.