Yardubortcim is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, resourceful armadillo.
Yardubortcim created the Sol system three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Yardubortcim, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Yardubortcim, he will turn you into a snail.
Yardubortcim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Yardubortcim's Holy Commandments
1. Always wear white.
2. Always help whales in need.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Yardubortcim must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Always help sick voles.