Cumnarmot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome manatee.

Cumnarmot created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnarmot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cumnarmot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cumnarmot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cumnarmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray kilts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help mice in need.