Rantailciss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental armadillo.

Rantailciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rantailciss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rantailciss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rantailciss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rantailciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Do not take Rantailciss' name in vain.