Wontonsaf Nutbessdim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident hamster.

Wontonsaf Nutbessdim created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wontonsaf Nutbessdim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wontonsaf Nutbessdim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wontonsaf Nutbessdim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wontonsaf Nutbessdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wontonsaf Nutbessdim.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shave your legs.