Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, idiotic dragon.

Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lidflabged Milcepgengess Hubsatnib.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never jump near eagles.

5. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing brown shoes.