Litbegkim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able seal.

Litbegkim created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litbegkim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litbegkim, she will be very sad.

Litbegkim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Litbegkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Litbegkim loves snakes, so they must be respected.