Badlithiv is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty rat.

Badlithiv created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badlithiv, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badlithiv, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Badlithiv's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Badlithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect five silver sculptures of Badlithiv on top of important buildings.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.