Podstermadnur is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered hamster.

Podstermadnur created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podstermadnur, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Podstermadnur, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Podstermadnur's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Podstermadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Podstermadnur.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.