Vengedgen Taddanfom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, moody faun.

Vengedgen Taddanfom created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengedgen Taddanfom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vengedgen Taddanfom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vengedgen Taddanfom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vengedgen Taddanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must pray to Vengedgen Taddanfom six times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.