Busfunyoklidgen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Busfunyoklidgen created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Busfunyoklidgen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Busfunyoklidgen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Busfunyoklidgen's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Busfunyoklidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide if three manatees approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Busfunyoklidgen.

5. Never hurt mites.