Catban is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Catban created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catban, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Catban, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Catban's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Catban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not take Catban's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catban.

5. Do not eat lentils.