Budlimloop Madyokcin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane meerkat.

Budlimloop Madyokcin created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budlimloop Madyokcin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Budlimloop Madyokcin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Budlimloop Madyokcin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Budlimloop Madyokcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Budlimloop Madyokcin three times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.