Bunloopgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy skunk.

Bunloopgeb created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Bunloopgeb, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunloopgeb, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bunloopgeb's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bunloopgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never feed melons to whales while wearing fawn shorts.