Rulbonkweg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless goose.

Rulbonkweg created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbonkweg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulbonkweg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rulbonkweg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rulbonkweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if five mites approach from the east.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.