Logmidsas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident weasel.

Logmidsas created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logmidsas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Logmidsas, it will turn you into a dog.

Logmidsas' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Logmidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Logmidsas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from gray mites for they are unholy.