Flisyokyim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm goat.

Flisyokyim created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisyokyim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisyokyim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flisyokyim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flisyokyim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flisyokyim.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear ear rings.