Stignurgodbass Flig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy salamander.

Stignurgodbass Flig created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stignurgodbass Flig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stignurgodbass Flig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stignurgodbass Flig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stignurgodbass Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.