Tagbapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent dryad.

Tagbapgup created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbapgup, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagbapgup, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tagbapgup's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tagbapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tagbapgup first in all things.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. You must pray to Tagbapgup six times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.