Dimbifrull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful badger.

Dimbifrull created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimbifrull, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dimbifrull, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dimbifrull's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dimbifrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.