Wipnartquam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able fly.

Wipnartquam created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnartquam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wipnartquam, he will not care.

Wipnartquam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wipnartquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Wipnartquam.