Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody badger.

Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob, it will turn you into a rat.

Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabvenligcedmin Fobomtquamdob.